Pare, Balay Ko Dayta

After a drinking session there are three men left. After having their final shots they decided to go home. While on the road the other one said:

Drunk 1: Kas anu mga pare ditoy ak pay, balay kon dyta ada ta sango.. mansion kunam man, eh..
Drunk 2 & Drunk 3: Cge lng pare.. sumuksok ka dita mansion mon..

So the 2 men continue walking. After 5 minutes one of the men said.

Drunk 2: Kas anu padli ditoy ak metten balay kon dyta ada dita sango..
Drunk 3: Manglokloko ka samet pare, ket nu balay ko dyta!
Drunk 2: Sika manglokloko pare, balay ko dyta. Bartek kan tlaga..
Drunk 3: Nu kayat mo tapnu awan apa inta tugtugen..
Drunk 2: Owen a

So they went and knock on the door and a woman open it.

Drunk 3: o kitam balay ko dytoy..ni misis ko dyta..

Then the woman shouted..

“Ay nagloko kayo ketdi nga ag-ama nabartek kayo manen..”

That’s what happen when a father and son got drunk together. They will call each other PARE…